Monday, October 19, 2009

Rio Nido Inn's new owner wants your ideas!

It's a pretty good zoo, said young Gerald McGrew,
and the fellow who runs it seems proud of it, too.
But if I ran the zoo, said young Gerald McGrew,
I'd make a few changes, that's just what I'd do ....
-- If I Ran the Zoo by Dr. Seuss.
But seriously, what would you do if you owned the zoo? Or, the Rio Nido Inn? After the requisite fumigation, exorcism, & burning of sage, the possibilities of this charming, historic site are endless. The new owner -- whom we can henceforth refer to as "Mr. X" in order to add a dash of mystery & excitement to our dull lives while saving me the inconvenience of typing extra letters -- wants to hear our ideas.

Mr. X (of whom we know nothing other than his Sebastopudlian ties) recently approached Doug Meisner of the Rio Nido Home Owners Association to help gather input & ideas for developing the property. His envoys proclaim that he is willing to consider anything as long as it is agreeable to the community & has the potential to be reasonably successful from a business standpoint. Perhaps Mr. X is amongst the new breed of entrepreneurs seeking to do good while doing well. Perhaps he less ambitiously hopes to avoid previous owner Jim Friedman's unfortunate fate, which has included bankruptcy, jail time, & bad juju in Rio Nido.

Regardless, we should take Mr. X up on his kind offer, think about what to do with the Rio Nido Inn, & ALSO start thinking B-I-G with a capital B. What do we want for the future of Rio Nido? Right now, the sky's the limit. Redevelopment funds are still available for the unlikely combination of property owners & community organizations who work together & share a vision.

Please post your thoughts & ideas as comments below, or, email them to the RNHOA/Doug Meisner at dmc @ rionido . org (sorry, I can't make this email address a link, or they'll get tons of SPAM -- please just delete the spaces after copying & pasting). Actually, I'd prefer that you simply post them below as comments so we can all enjoy reading them, but it's your choice!

There will soon be a public meeting.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Top 10 possible uses for the Rio Nido Inn

Now that the Rio Nido Inn has been shut down & boarded up, & the sales price is dropping daily, we can start speculating on all the exciting possibilities for this unique & historic site:
  1. Rio Nido House of Horrors: A year-round roadside attraction
  2. Ecologically sustainable termite farm
  3. Utopian experiment in communal living for drug addicts & ex-convicts (oh, wait, that's been done)
  4. Future site of the world-famous Methamphetamine Museum
  5. Rio Nido Home Owners Association Country Club with spa, fine dining, & valet parking
  6. RRROC-funded Rio Nido Community Grow-Op/Friendly Neighborhood Dispensary
  7. Sanctuary for feral cats and off-leash pit bulls
  8. Tattoo/"Massage" parlor (oh wait, we already have one by the Hacienda Bridge)
  9. Coffee shop (we'll need stimulants now that we've lost our biggest meth lab)
  10. Skateboard park
But seriously, what would YOU propose for the site of the Rio Nido Inn now that it's going, going, gone! Please use the COMMENTS link to post your suggestions! You're also welcome to post suggestions for my previous top-10 list, see You know you're a river rat when ...

I look forward to hearing from you!

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Rio Nido Inn listed for $499

FYI, the Rio Nido Inn is now listed for $499K. http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/reb/1412407493.html ... and ... it's STILL a total rip-off.