Alas, I did not post my recommendations in time for the June 8, 2010 elections. I hope my negligence didn't leave both of my readers mentally paralyzed & unable to vote, thereby skewing the results of this sparsely-attended election.
Hopefully, the unique and valuable perspectives so briefly & concisely stated in my post-election haiku poems will at least partially make up for the damage caused by my brief inattention.
MEASURE F:
Voters increase funding for
Russian River Fire Protection District
Measure F, F-Yes!
So Fire Dept. can save our homes
(which are STILL worthless).
PROPOSITION 16:
Voters reject PG&E's thinly veiled attempt
to prevent communities from establishing public utilities.
You can "offer" us
the "right to vote," but you can't
make us vote your way.
DISTRICT ATTORNEY:
Jill Ravitch ejects incumbent Stephan Passalacqua
Too few convictions,
Too many injustices,
un-spellable name.
4th DISTRICT SUPERVISOR:
How Mike McGuire crushed Debra Fudge
Pound lots of pavement;
Make thousands of facebook friends;
Add lots of money.
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Mike McGuire has
knocked on so many doors
knuckles are chapped
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