Thursday, January 17, 2008

I'm a meth mom magnet

I'm a meth mom magnet. Dunno why. They just seem to like me.

My daughter's classmate says that the reason she can't come over to play is because "my mom says your mom talks funny." Obviously, this woman isn't doing enough meth.

Or, to put it in algebraic terms: (A) Meth moms like me; (B) Moms who don't do meth don't like me; (C) My daughter's classmate's mom doesn't like me; THEREFORE (D) My daughter's classmate's mom doesn't do meth.

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