Alas, I did not post my recommendations in time for the June 8, 2010 elections. I hope my negligence didn't leave both of my readers mentally paralyzed & unable to vote, thereby skewing the results of this sparsely-attended election.
Hopefully, the unique and valuable perspectives so briefly & concisely stated in my post-election haiku poems will at least partially make up for the damage caused by my brief inattention.
Voters increase funding for
Russian River Fire Protection District
Measure F, F-Yes!
So Fire Dept. can save our homes
(which are STILL worthless).
Voters reject PG&E's thinly veiled attempt
to prevent communities from establishing public utilities.
You can "offer" us
the "right to vote," but you can't
make us vote your way.
Jill Ravitch ejects incumbent Stephan Passalacqua
Too few convictions,
Too many injustices,
4th DISTRICT SUPERVISOR:
How Mike McGuire crushed Debra Fudge
Pound lots of pavement;
Make thousands of facebook friends;
Add lots of money.
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